Deleted scene from Star Wars...

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!



Reposted from:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ce3_1193686316

The biggest lie on the planet...

"When I get what I want, I'll be happy."

Talking clock...

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night,
the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.

"How does it work?"

"Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God's sake,
you bastard, it's 2 am in the morning!!"

Reposted from
http://www.btinternet.com/~knutty.knights/clock.txt

Point, counter point, no mercy...

Images reposted from:
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/ninjas_better_than_pirates.jpg
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495976628405554-pirates.jpg
http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Cyborg%20Pirate%20Ninja%20Jesus.jpeg

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